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This guy excels at hiding in the side pocket of your backpack, only popping out jaws-first to startle friends. Surprise gator ambush specialist.
- 5 articulating segments
- 3.13-in L x 1.8-in W x 0.5-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Loves spinning wildly on the keyring like a tiny crocodile death roll every time you walk fast or shake your keys.
- Alias: Swamp Lord Squish – Rules the bag pocket with an iron… tail?
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‘Axe’ loves pretending to swim through air—curling the body, kicking tiny legs, and floating upside down from your backpack strap like it’s in an invisible tank. Aquatic theater at its finest.
- 4 articulating segments
- 3.1-in L x 1.6-in W x 0.9-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- loves dangling perilously from your bag during errands, “discovering” new places like coffee shops or parks
- Alias: Pastel Predator – Cute on the outside, ready to photobomb your entire feed
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This guy hangs perfectly still from the rearview mirror, achieving inner peace while judging your driving playlist.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.5-in L x 1.6-in W x 1.1-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Professional napping on forbidden surfaces — Master of landing (slowly) on laptop keyboards during Zoom calls, purse bottoms, or directly in the middle of your sandwich
- Alias: Lil’ Bangarang (those bangs are unstoppable)
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This carrot cruncher loves hopping around in your pocket!
- 3 articulating segments
- 2.5-in L x 1.625-in W x 0.75-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- loves leaf jumping – hops into any pile of leaves without hesitation.
- Alias: The nibble bandit
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$4.95
She has some attitude – swishing that curly tail dramatically to express disapproval of your outfit choices or to knock tiny objects off desks. Sassy side-eye included.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.8-in L x 1.8-in W x 1-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: “Jumping” onto imaginary laps by attaching to pockets or straps, then staring up expectantly for pets.
- Alias: Freckle fur
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‘Capy’ is a professional lounger – excels at sitting, loafing, and doing absolutely nothing.
- 4 articulating segments
- 3-in L x 1.625-in W x 0.75-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- loves snack sampling – taste-tests every leafy green within a 5-foot radius.
- Alias: Lil’ Chillbara
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She is a photobomb goddess – sneaking into every selfie with perfect side-eye, a tiny blep, or a smug head tilt—because the camera loves her more than you.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.4-in L x 1.4-in W x 0.9-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Perching in full loaf mode on your mouse pad or coffee mug, staring you down like “this is my kingdom now—pay the tax in treats.
- Alias: Miss Meowdacity – Bold, bossy, and breathtakingly cute.
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$5.95
These cute cups just love attention. But watch out! They will judge everyone’s drink choices silently (but loudly clicking).
- cup is 1.3-in diameter x 1.1-in H (handle adds 1/2-in to the diameter)
- keychain is 1.5-in L when looped
- Favorite hobby: Clicking in Morse code to summon more snacks
- Alias: Marshmallow Mittens
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$6.75
She does midnight caffeine sabotage — Sneakily clicks open and shut while you’re trying to sleep, whispering “one more cup won’t hurt” in tiny paw taps.
- cup is 1.5-in diameter x 2.1-in H (handle adds 0.5-in to the diameter)
- keychain is 1.5-in L when looped
- coffee scented
- Favorite hobby: Judging your caffeine intake — Each click = one silent tally. Hit 5 clicks? Time for the dramatic paw-flop of disappointment.
- Alias: Bean Toe McClick
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This guy has lots of attitude and chives! He will judge your snack choices — if you don’t pick something egg-based, they dramatically flop over in silent protest
- satisfying clicker sound
- 2-in L x 1.5-in W x 1.25-in H
- keychain is 1.5″ when looped
- Hobby: Sneaking paprika dust on your fingers when you’re not looking (they swear it’s “artistic seasoning”)
- Alias: Mustard Mayhem
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These playful dolphins are ready to hit the beach. Perfect for the sea animal lover!
- 4 articulating segments
- 3.2-in L x 1.4-in W x 0.9-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- loves sneaking into your pocket to practice mini backflips
- alias: Captain Flipperpants
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$4.95 Original price was: $4.95.$3.95Current price is: $3.95.
Check out this sly guy! He outfoxes the competition by subtly nudging boring keychains off the ring one by one until it’s the undisputed ruler of the key herd.
- 5 articulating segments
- 3.25-in L x 1.5-in W x 0.875-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- sneaks into coats, bags, and jeans pocket like it’s on a top-secret heist for treats
- Alias: Cunningham the Third
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$4.95
This guy has some attitued. It nibbles one leaf and then declares itself a food critic!
- 4 articulating segments
- 2-in L x 0.88-in W x 1.75-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- loves Pretending it’s a periscope for spotting adventure
- Alias: Lord Noodle Neck III
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$4.95
So cute and ready to play! She is just waiting to be a part of your home.
- 3 articulating segments
- ~2.375-in L x 1.37-in W x 0.875-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- loves having her toes painted
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$5.95
Who doesn’t love avocados?…especially a happy one. When you’re anxious, it volunteers for aggressive squishing sessions, proudly displaying its dents like battle scars.
- satisfying clicker sound
- 2-in L x 1.5-in W x 1.25-in H
- keychain is 1.5″ when looped
- Hobby: Hangs out near the fridge at 2 a.m., clicking judgmentally if you reach for anything that isn’t avocado toast.
- Alias: Pitmaster Press
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$4.95
This guy is a Hamish Fringe Lord — he demands respect and extra head pats. Impressively detailed highland cow keychain is prefect for the cow lover.
- 2-in L x 1.75-in W x 1.88-in H
- keychain is 1.5-in L when looped
- Watch out! He will headbutt your other keychains off the ring to assert dominance in the herd.
- alias: Angus the Unbrushable