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This guy excels at hiding in the side pocket of your backpack, only popping out jaws-first to startle friends. Surprise gator ambush specialist.
- 5 articulating segments
- 3.13-in L x 1.8-in W x 0.5-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Loves spinning wildly on the keyring like a tiny crocodile death roll every time you walk fast or shake your keys.
- Alias: Swamp Lord Squish – Rules the bag pocket with an iron… tail?
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‘Axe’ loves pretending to swim through air—curling the body, kicking tiny legs, and floating upside down from your backpack strap like it’s in an invisible tank. Aquatic theater at its finest.
- 4 articulating segments
- 3.1-in L x 1.6-in W x 0.9-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- loves dangling perilously from your bag during errands, “discovering” new places like coffee shops or parks
- Alias: Pastel Predator – Cute on the outside, ready to photobomb your entire feed
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This guy hangs perfectly still from the rearview mirror, achieving inner peace while judging your driving playlist.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.5-in L x 1.6-in W x 1.1-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Professional napping on forbidden surfaces — Master of landing (slowly) on laptop keyboards during Zoom calls, purse bottoms, or directly in the middle of your sandwich
- Alias: Lil’ Bangarang (those bangs are unstoppable)
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This carrot cruncher loves hopping around in your pocket!
- 3 articulating segments
- 2.5-in L x 1.625-in W x 0.75-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- loves leaf jumping – hops into any pile of leaves without hesitation.
- Alias: The nibble bandit
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$4.95
She has some attitude – swishing that curly tail dramatically to express disapproval of your outfit choices or to knock tiny objects off desks. Sassy side-eye included.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.8-in L x 1.8-in W x 1-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: “Jumping” onto imaginary laps by attaching to pockets or straps, then staring up expectantly for pets.
- Alias: Freckle fur
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‘Capy’ is a professional lounger – excels at sitting, loafing, and doing absolutely nothing.
- 4 articulating segments
- 3-in L x 1.625-in W x 0.75-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- loves snack sampling – taste-tests every leafy green within a 5-foot radius.
- Alias: Lil’ Chillbara
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She is a photobomb goddess – sneaking into every selfie with perfect side-eye, a tiny blep, or a smug head tilt—because the camera loves her more than you.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.4-in L x 1.4-in W x 0.9-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Perching in full loaf mode on your mouse pad or coffee mug, staring you down like “this is my kingdom now—pay the tax in treats.
- Alias: Miss Meowdacity – Bold, bossy, and breathtakingly cute.
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These playful dolphins are ready to hit the beach. Perfect for the sea animal lover!
- 4 articulating segments
- 3.2-in L x 1.4-in W x 0.9-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- loves sneaking into your pocket to practice mini backflips
- alias: Captain Flipperpants
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Check out this sly guy! He outfoxes the competition by subtly nudging boring keychains off the ring one by one until it’s the undisputed ruler of the key herd.
- 5 articulating segments
- 3.25-in L x 1.5-in W x 0.875-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- sneaks into coats, bags, and jeans pocket like it’s on a top-secret heist for treats
- Alias: Cunningham the Third
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$6.95
This guy is a desk perch guru – Perching motionless with big sleepy eyes, staring into the void (or at your screen). Deep thoughts include: “Is coffee worth moving for?”
- fully articulating limbs and body
- claws glued into place so they won’t detatch
- 7-in W x 3-in L x 0.8-in H (at full stretch)
- Hobby: Writing the never-ending “do nothing” manifesto – quietly proving that doing absolutely nothing is the ultimate flex.
- Alias: Noodle Arms McGee
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This guy has some attitued. It nibbles one leaf and then declares itself a food critic!
- 4 articulating segments
- 2-in L x 0.88-in W x 1.75-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- loves Pretending it’s a periscope for spotting adventure
- Alias: Lord Noodle Neck III
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$3.95
She excels at extreme pollen parkour — Launches dramatic mid-air flips and twists while you walk, landing perfectly (or dramatically flopping) on every surface like it’s a flower patch obstacle course.
- 3 articulating segments
- white silk wings
- 2.5-in L x 1.5-in W x 0.9-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Secret agent sting espionage — Dangles stealthily, observing your every move and reporting back to the queen (probably just the fridge magnets).
- Alias: Honey Hexagon Hustler – Hustling nectar one hexagon at a time
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This guy has zero subtlety, maximum antler energy. Every time you swing the keys, it does an epic, articulated head-toss like it’s challenging the entire forest to a staring contest.
- 6 articulating segments (legs also move)
- 2.1-in L x 1.3-in W x 1.8-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- loves rubing against your steering wheel, phone mount, or cup holder to “mark territory” and leave behind that signature moose musk (aka plastic static)
- Alias: Velvet Thunder (sheds imaginary fuzz and roars [jingles] like a boss)
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$2.95
She is a 3-inch diva with a horn, an ego, and zero chill. She tries to “tusk” every other keychain on the ring — especially the boring house key that never goes anywhere exciting.
- 4 segments
- 2.75″ L x 1.5″ W x 0.8″ H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Hobby: Pretends to spear floating lint particles like it’s hunting narwhal-style in the open ocean
- Alias: Blizzard Blinghorn
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$3.95
This guy loves playing air guitar with all 8 arms, but he is still off-beat.
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- Printed in dual color silk (turns from purple to green depending on the viewing angle)
- 16 articulating segments (because of course)
- 2.25-in L x 2.25-in W x 1.25-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- loves wwimming through backpacks like it’s the open ocean
- Alias: Sir Flapples the Eighth
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$4.95
This guy curls into a perfect black-and-white ball and “rolling” across your desk like a fuzzy bowling ball. Zero brakes, maximum chaos.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.3-in L x 1.3-in W x 0.8-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Dangling upside down from your backpack strap or zipper, paws flopped, looking like it’s napping in the highest bamboo grove ever.
- Alias: Bamboo Bandit – Steals hearts (and imaginary bamboo) with zero remorse.
