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She excels at extreme pollen parkour — Launches dramatic mid-air flips and twists while you walk, landing perfectly (or dramatically flopping) on every surface like it’s a flower patch obstacle course.
- 3 articulating segments
- white silk wings
- 2.5-in L x 1.5-in W x 0.9-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Secret agent sting espionage — Dangles stealthily, observing your every move and reporting back to the queen (probably just the fridge magnets).
- Alias: Honey Hexagon Hustler – Hustling nectar one hexagon at a time
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$5.95
Want a blast from the past? This Mario power-up-popper clicker keychain is the perfect conversation starter.
- instantly recognizable
- 1.25-in cubed
- keychain is 1.5-in L when looped
- Dispensesimaginary coins every time it clicks (cha-ching!)
- Alias: Bean Toe McClick
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This guy has zero subtlety, maximum antler energy. Every time you swing the keys, it does an epic, articulated head-toss like it’s challenging the entire forest to a staring contest.
- 6 articulating segments (legs also move)
- 2.1-in L x 1.3-in W x 1.8-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- loves rubing against your steering wheel, phone mount, or cup holder to “mark territory” and leave behind that signature moose musk (aka plastic static)
- Alias: Velvet Thunder (sheds imaginary fuzz and roars [jingles] like a boss)
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$2.95
She is a 3-inch diva with a horn, an ego, and zero chill. She tries to “tusk” every other keychain on the ring — especially the boring house key that never goes anywhere exciting.
- 4 segments
- 2.75″ L x 1.5″ W x 0.8″ H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Hobby: Pretends to spear floating lint particles like it’s hunting narwhal-style in the open ocean
- Alias: Blizzard Blinghorn
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This guy loves playing air guitar with all 8 arms, but he is still off-beat.
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- Printed in dual color silk (turns from purple to green depending on the viewing angle)
- 16 articulating segments (because of course)
- 2.25-in L x 2.25-in W x 1.25-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- loves wwimming through backpacks like it’s the open ocean
- Alias: Sir Flapples the Eighth
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$3.95 Original price was: $3.95.$2.95Current price is: $2.95.
These flexi-orcas are ready to explore the ocean. Perfect for the sea animal lover!
- 4 articulating segments
- ~2.5-in L x 1.625-in W x 0.75-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Pasttime: playing with salmon & seals
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$4.95
This guy curls into a perfect black-and-white ball and “rolling” across your desk like a fuzzy bowling ball. Zero brakes, maximum chaos.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.3-in L x 1.3-in W x 0.8-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Dangling upside down from your backpack strap or zipper, paws flopped, looking like it’s napping in the highest bamboo grove ever.
- Alias: Bamboo Bandit – Steals hearts (and imaginary bamboo) with zero remorse.
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$4.95 Original price was: $4.95.$3.95Current price is: $3.95.
Watch out! This guy is a menace. He gets extra excited on long drives, imagining the windshield wipers are giant perches to conquer.
- 6 articulating segments (wings articulate)
- 3-in L x 1.5-2.0-in W x 0.9-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Hobby: Shoulder surfing
- Alias: Macawly Culkin
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$3.95
Belly-slide parkour extraordinaire – flopping flat on your desk or phone screen and “sliding” across surfaces with dramatic flipper pushes. Bonus points for launching off edges like it’s an ice rink.
- 6 articulating segments (including flippers)
- 2.5-in L x 1.8-in W x 0.8-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Photobomb sliding pro – Those big eyes and orange beak? Instant photo takeover.
- Alias: Sir Wigglesworth – he has the tuxedo to match
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Loves going on Snout-booping expeditions – extending that posable snout to “boop” everything in sight—screens, fingers, coffee mugs—like it’s inspecting the world for hidden treats.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.5-in L x 1.5-in W x 0.9-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Curling into a perfect ball and “rolling” across surfaces (or just flopping dramatically). Gravity-assisted naps are her specialty.
- Alias: Mudpie Maverick – Expert wallower, zero regrets.
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$3.95
Watch out for this guy. He digs through your desk drawers or pockets with those posable paws—pretending to knock over pens and steal shiny things like paperclips. Guilty face included.
- 5 articulating segments
- 3.3-in L x 1.5-in W x 0.9-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: sneaking into photobombs or hiding in bag pockets
- Alias: Nocturnal Ninja – Strikes under cover of… your backpack.
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$3.95
He loves flicking that long, ringed tail like a whip to high-five surfaces, knock over tiny objects, or boing dramatically when you shake your keys. Olympic-level tail flips incoming.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.75-in L x 1.9-in W x 0.9-in H (tail adds an extra 0.25-in)
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- sneaks into selfies, mirror shots, or group pics with the ultimate “who, me?” innocent face and floofy tail curl. Instant chaos in every frame.
- Alias: Floof McSneak – Master of stealthy photobombs and surprise attachments
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$3.95 Original price was: $3.95.$2.95Current price is: $2.95.
Rudolph is ready to lead Santa’s sleigh. Plus he is an expert at sniffing out stolen Christmas cookies
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.5-in L x 1.63-in W x 0.75-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- loves guiding lost keys through dark purses & backpacks
- Alias: Glowy-Schnoz Hoofster
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$3.95
Specializes in secret admirer espionage — Dangles stealthily from your bag, heart-forward, “accidentally” photobombing your selfies to send anonymous love vibes.
- 4 articulating segments
- 3-in L x 1-in W x 0.8-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Extreme heart-heist parkour — Launches dramatic flips and twists mid-dangle, using the heart as a “shield” while “stealing” imaginary affection from every surface he lands on.
- Alias: Dangle Darling: Tiny paws, big love, maximum dangle.
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$3.95
Every time you jangle the keys, it does a dramatic, articulated flip like it’s riding a perfect wave in slow-mo.
- 4 articulating segments (limbs too!)
- 2-in L x 2-in W x 0.63-in H (2.75-in W high flippers extended)
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Stares longingly at every salad or green smoothie you drink, mentally filing it under “acceptable human kelp.”
- Alias: Shellfie King (ready for his close-up in every car window reflection)
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$4.95
This guy is a professional hanging specialist – Dangling upside down from your backpack strap, zipper, or rearview mirror like it’s the world’s comfiest branch. Zero effort, maximum relaxation achieved.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.5-in L x 1.9-in W x 1-in H (verify)
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: perching motionless on your monitor or keyboard, staring into the void with those big sleepy eyes. Contemplating the meaning of life…or just napping mid-thought.
- Alias: Stretch