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$3.95
Specializes in secret admirer espionage — Dangles stealthily from your bag, heart-forward, “accidentally” photobombing your selfies to send anonymous love vibes.
- 4 articulating segments
- 3-in L x 1-in W x 0.8-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Extreme heart-heist parkour — Launches dramatic flips and twists mid-dangle, using the heart as a “shield” while “stealing” imaginary affection from every surface he lands on.
- Alias: Dangle Darling: Tiny paws, big love, maximum dangle.
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$3.95
Every time you jangle the keys, it does a dramatic, articulated flip like it’s riding a perfect wave in slow-mo.
- 4 articulating segments (limbs too!)
- 2-in L x 2-in W x 0.63-in H (2.75-in W high flippers extended)
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Stares longingly at every salad or green smoothie you drink, mentally filing it under “acceptable human kelp.”
- Alias: Shellfie King (ready for his close-up in every car window reflection)
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$4.95
This guy is a professional hanging specialist – Dangling upside down from your backpack strap, zipper, or rearview mirror like it’s the world’s comfiest branch. Zero effort, maximum relaxation achieved.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.5-in L x 1.9-in W x 1-in H (verify)
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: perching motionless on your monitor or keyboard, staring into the void with those big sleepy eyes. Contemplating the meaning of life…or just napping mid-thought.
- Alias: Stretch
