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0 out of 5
$2.95
She is a 3-inch diva with a horn, an ego, and zero chill. She tries to “tusk” every other keychain on the ring — especially the boring house key that never goes anywhere exciting.
- 4 segments
- 2.75″ L x 1.5″ W x 0.8″ H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Hobby: Pretends to spear floating lint particles like it’s hunting narwhal-style in the open ocean
- Alias: Blizzard Blinghorn
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0 out of 5
$3.95
Every time you jangle the keys, it does a dramatic, articulated flip like it’s riding a perfect wave in slow-mo.
- 4 articulating segments (limbs too!)
- 2-in L x 2-in W x 0.63-in H (2.75-in W high flippers extended)
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Stares longingly at every salad or green smoothie you drink, mentally filing it under “acceptable human kelp.”
- Alias: Shellfie King (ready for his close-up in every car window reflection)
