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$3.95
‘Axe’ loves pretending to swim through air—curling the body, kicking tiny legs, and floating upside down from your backpack strap like it’s in an invisible tank. Aquatic theater at its finest.
- 4 articulating segments
- 3.1-in L x 1.6-in W x 0.9-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- loves dangling perilously from your bag during errands, “discovering” new places like coffee shops or parks
- Alias: Pastel Predator – Cute on the outside, ready to photobomb your entire feed
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This guy hangs perfectly still from the rearview mirror, achieving inner peace while judging your driving playlist.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.5-in L x 1.6-in W x 1.1-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Professional napping on forbidden surfaces — Master of landing (slowly) on laptop keyboards during Zoom calls, purse bottoms, or directly in the middle of your sandwich
- Alias: Lil’ Bangarang (those bangs are unstoppable)
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$4.95
She has some attitude – swishing that curly tail dramatically to express disapproval of your outfit choices or to knock tiny objects off desks. Sassy side-eye included.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.8-in L x 1.8-in W x 1-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: “Jumping” onto imaginary laps by attaching to pockets or straps, then staring up expectantly for pets.
- Alias: Freckle fur
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She is a photobomb goddess – sneaking into every selfie with perfect side-eye, a tiny blep, or a smug head tilt—because the camera loves her more than you.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.4-in L x 1.4-in W x 0.9-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Perching in full loaf mode on your mouse pad or coffee mug, staring you down like “this is my kingdom now—pay the tax in treats.
- Alias: Miss Meowdacity – Bold, bossy, and breathtakingly cute.
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$6.95
This guy is a desk perch guru – Perching motionless with big sleepy eyes, staring into the void (or at your screen). Deep thoughts include: “Is coffee worth moving for?”
- fully articulating limbs and body
- claws glued into place so they won’t detatch
- 7-in W x 3-in L x 0.8-in H (at full stretch)
- Hobby: Writing the never-ending “do nothing” manifesto – quietly proving that doing absolutely nothing is the ultimate flex.
- Alias: Noodle Arms McGee
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This guy has some attitued. It nibbles one leaf and then declares itself a food critic!
- 4 articulating segments
- 2-in L x 0.88-in W x 1.75-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- loves Pretending it’s a periscope for spotting adventure
- Alias: Lord Noodle Neck III
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$3.95
She excels at extreme pollen parkour — Launches dramatic mid-air flips and twists while you walk, landing perfectly (or dramatically flopping) on every surface like it’s a flower patch obstacle course.
- 3 articulating segments
- white silk wings
- 2.5-in L x 1.5-in W x 0.9-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Secret agent sting espionage — Dangles stealthily, observing your every move and reporting back to the queen (probably just the fridge magnets).
- Alias: Honey Hexagon Hustler – Hustling nectar one hexagon at a time
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$4.95
This guy curls into a perfect black-and-white ball and “rolling” across your desk like a fuzzy bowling ball. Zero brakes, maximum chaos.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.3-in L x 1.3-in W x 0.8-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Dangling upside down from your backpack strap or zipper, paws flopped, looking like it’s napping in the highest bamboo grove ever.
- Alias: Bamboo Bandit – Steals hearts (and imaginary bamboo) with zero remorse.
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$3.95
Belly-slide parkour extraordinaire – flopping flat on your desk or phone screen and “sliding” across surfaces with dramatic flipper pushes. Bonus points for launching off edges like it’s an ice rink.
- 6 articulating segments (including flippers)
- 2.5-in L x 1.8-in W x 0.8-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Photobomb sliding pro – Those big eyes and orange beak? Instant photo takeover.
- Alias: Sir Wigglesworth – he has the tuxedo to match
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$3.95
Watch out for this guy. He digs through your desk drawers or pockets with those posable paws—pretending to knock over pens and steal shiny things like paperclips. Guilty face included.
- 5 articulating segments
- 3.3-in L x 1.5-in W x 0.9-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: sneaking into photobombs or hiding in bag pockets
- Alias: Nocturnal Ninja – Strikes under cover of… your backpack.
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$3.95
He loves flicking that long, ringed tail like a whip to high-five surfaces, knock over tiny objects, or boing dramatically when you shake your keys. Olympic-level tail flips incoming.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.75-in L x 1.9-in W x 0.9-in H (tail adds an extra 0.25-in)
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- sneaks into selfies, mirror shots, or group pics with the ultimate “who, me?” innocent face and floofy tail curl. Instant chaos in every frame.
- Alias: Floof McSneak – Master of stealthy photobombs and surprise attachments
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Specializes in secret admirer espionage — Dangles stealthily from your bag, heart-forward, “accidentally” photobombing your selfies to send anonymous love vibes.
- 4 articulating segments
- 3-in L x 1-in W x 0.8-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Extreme heart-heist parkour — Launches dramatic flips and twists mid-dangle, using the heart as a “shield” while “stealing” imaginary affection from every surface he lands on.
- Alias: Dangle Darling: Tiny paws, big love, maximum dangle.
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$3.95
Every time you jangle the keys, it does a dramatic, articulated flip like it’s riding a perfect wave in slow-mo.
- 4 articulating segments (limbs too!)
- 2-in L x 2-in W x 0.63-in H (2.75-in W high flippers extended)
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Stares longingly at every salad or green smoothie you drink, mentally filing it under “acceptable human kelp.”
- Alias: Shellfie King (ready for his close-up in every car window reflection)
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$4.95
This guy is a professional hanging specialist – Dangling upside down from your backpack strap, zipper, or rearview mirror like it’s the world’s comfiest branch. Zero effort, maximum relaxation achieved.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.5-in L x 1.9-in W x 1-in H (verify)
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: perching motionless on your monitor or keyboard, staring into the void with those big sleepy eyes. Contemplating the meaning of life…or just napping mid-thought.
- Alias: Stretch
