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These cute cups just love attention. But watch out! They will judge everyone’s drink choices silently (but loudly clicking).
- cup is 1.3-in diameter x 1.1-in H (handle adds 1/2-in to the diameter)
- keychain is 1.5-in L when looped
- Favorite hobby:Â Clicking in Morse code to summon more snacks
- Alias: Marshmallow Mittens
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This guy has lots of attitude and chives! He will judge your snack choices — if you don’t pick something egg-based, they dramatically flop over in silent protest
- satisfying clicker sound
- 2-in L x 1.5-in W x 1.25-in H
- keychain is 1.5″ when looped
- Hobby: Sneaking paprika dust on your fingers when you’re not looking (they swear it’s “artistic seasoning”)
- Alias: Mustard Mayhem
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$5.95
Who doesn’t love avocados?…especially a happy one. When you’re anxious, it volunteers for aggressive squishing sessions, proudly displaying its dents like battle scars.
- satisfying clicker sound
- 2-in L x 1.5-in W x 1.25-in H
- keychain is 1.5″ when looped
- Hobby: Hangs out near the fridge at 2 a.m., clicking judgmentally if you reach for anything that isn’t avocado toast.
- Alias: Pitmaster Press
