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$3.95
‘Axe’ loves pretending to swim through air—curling the body, kicking tiny legs, and floating upside down from your backpack strap like it’s in an invisible tank. Aquatic theater at its finest.
- 4 articulating segments
- 3.1-in L x 1.6-in W x 0.9-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- loves dangling perilously from your bag during errands, “discovering” new places like coffee shops or parks
- Alias: Pastel Predator – Cute on the outside, ready to photobomb your entire feed
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$3.95
This guy hangs perfectly still from the rearview mirror, achieving inner peace while judging your driving playlist.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.5-in L x 1.6-in W x 1.1-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Professional napping on forbidden surfaces — Master of landing (slowly) on laptop keyboards during Zoom calls, purse bottoms, or directly in the middle of your sandwich
- Alias: Lil’ Bangarang (those bangs are unstoppable)
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$4.95
She has some attitude – swishing that curly tail dramatically to express disapproval of your outfit choices or to knock tiny objects off desks. Sassy side-eye included.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.8-in L x 1.8-in W x 1-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: “Jumping” onto imaginary laps by attaching to pockets or straps, then staring up expectantly for pets.
- Alias: Freckle fur
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$3.95
She is a photobomb goddess – sneaking into every selfie with perfect side-eye, a tiny blep, or a smug head tilt—because the camera loves her more than you.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.4-in L x 1.4-in W x 0.9-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Perching in full loaf mode on your mouse pad or coffee mug, staring you down like “this is my kingdom now—pay the tax in treats.
- Alias: Miss Meowdacity – Bold, bossy, and breathtakingly cute.
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$5.95
These cute cups just love attention. But watch out! They will judge everyone’s drink choices silently (but loudly clicking).
- cup is 1.3-in diameter x 1.1-in H (handle adds 1/2-in to the diameter)
- keychain is 1.5-in L when looped
- Favorite hobby: Clicking in Morse code to summon more snacks
- Alias: Marshmallow Mittens
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$6.75
She does midnight caffeine sabotage — Sneakily clicks open and shut while you’re trying to sleep, whispering “one more cup won’t hurt” in tiny paw taps.
- cup is 1.5-in diameter x 2.1-in H (handle adds 0.5-in to the diameter)
- keychain is 1.5-in L when looped
- coffee scented
- Favorite hobby: Judging your caffeine intake — Each click = one silent tally. Hit 5 clicks? Time for the dramatic paw-flop of disappointment.
- Alias: Bean Toe McClick
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$5.95
This guy has lots of attitude and chives! He will judge your snack choices — if you don’t pick something egg-based, they dramatically flop over in silent protest
- satisfying clicker sound
- 2-in L x 1.5-in W x 1.25-in H
- keychain is 1.5″ when looped
- Hobby: Sneaking paprika dust on your fingers when you’re not looking (they swear it’s “artistic seasoning”)
- Alias: Mustard Mayhem
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$6.95
This guy is a desk perch guru – Perching motionless with big sleepy eyes, staring into the void (or at your screen). Deep thoughts include: “Is coffee worth moving for?”
- fully articulating limbs and body
- claws glued into place so they won’t detatch
- 7-in W x 3-in L x 0.8-in H (at full stretch)
- Hobby: Writing the never-ending “do nothing” manifesto – quietly proving that doing absolutely nothing is the ultimate flex.
- Alias: Noodle Arms McGee
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$4.95
This guy has some attitued. It nibbles one leaf and then declares itself a food critic!
- 4 articulating segments
- 2-in L x 0.88-in W x 1.75-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- loves Pretending it’s a periscope for spotting adventure
- Alias: Lord Noodle Neck III
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$3.95
She excels at extreme pollen parkour — Launches dramatic mid-air flips and twists while you walk, landing perfectly (or dramatically flopping) on every surface like it’s a flower patch obstacle course.
- 3 articulating segments
- white silk wings
- 2.5-in L x 1.5-in W x 0.9-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Secret agent sting espionage — Dangles stealthily, observing your every move and reporting back to the queen (probably just the fridge magnets).
- Alias: Honey Hexagon Hustler – Hustling nectar one hexagon at a time
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$5.95
Want a blast from the past? This Mario power-up-popper clicker keychain is the perfect conversation starter.
- instantly recognizable
- 1.25-in cubed
- keychain is 1.5-in L when looped
- Dispensesimaginary coins every time it clicks (cha-ching!)
- Alias: Bean Toe McClick
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$4.95
This guy curls into a perfect black-and-white ball and “rolling” across your desk like a fuzzy bowling ball. Zero brakes, maximum chaos.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.3-in L x 1.3-in W x 0.8-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Dangling upside down from your backpack strap or zipper, paws flopped, looking like it’s napping in the highest bamboo grove ever.
- Alias: Bamboo Bandit – Steals hearts (and imaginary bamboo) with zero remorse.
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$3.95
Belly-slide parkour extraordinaire – flopping flat on your desk or phone screen and “sliding” across surfaces with dramatic flipper pushes. Bonus points for launching off edges like it’s an ice rink.
- 6 articulating segments (including flippers)
- 2.5-in L x 1.8-in W x 0.8-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: Photobomb sliding pro – Those big eyes and orange beak? Instant photo takeover.
- Alias: Sir Wigglesworth – he has the tuxedo to match
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$7.95 – $19.95Price range: $7.95 through $19.95
Epic Nostalgia at Full Scale — Relive 8-bit adventures in a tangible, hand-filling form. Ideal for superfans, retro gamers, collectors, speedrunners, or anyone who wants a piece of gaming history on their desk. Now Supersized!
- great conversation starter
- Great feel
- makes a clever paperweight
- Sorry – magically appearing coins not included
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$3.95
Watch out for this guy. He digs through your desk drawers or pockets with those posable paws—pretending to knock over pens and steal shiny things like paperclips. Guilty face included.
- 5 articulating segments
- 3.3-in L x 1.5-in W x 0.9-in H
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- Favorite Hobby: sneaking into photobombs or hiding in bag pockets
- Alias: Nocturnal Ninja – Strikes under cover of… your backpack.
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$3.95
He loves flicking that long, ringed tail like a whip to high-five surfaces, knock over tiny objects, or boing dramatically when you shake your keys. Olympic-level tail flips incoming.
- 4 articulating segments
- 2.75-in L x 1.9-in W x 0.9-in H (tail adds an extra 0.25-in)
- keychain is ~1.5-in long when looped
- sneaks into selfies, mirror shots, or group pics with the ultimate “who, me?” innocent face and floofy tail curl. Instant chaos in every frame.
- Alias: Floof McSneak – Master of stealthy photobombs and surprise attachments
